Inside Jokes

I love Inside Jokes.

They make you feel special. Like only you and the other person know what's going on. I even like other people's jokes. It's weird. It makes me create stories in my head as to what they really mean.

List of some of my own *feel free to create your own stories*

- Reindeer Poop
- Stickers on Amber
- Sunflower Seed Spitting
- Pooping in the Corner
-So Many More...

Happy Weekend!

Ways to Waste Time

 If you haven't noticed, I have a problem with procrastination. And I like to be lazy as I have said before. Just something to entertain youself. MLIA.

I read My Life Is Average on the train going home. I found a way to beat the system. You see, when I am going home, I am underground. Therefore, no signal. What I do is simple:

While I am waiting for a train to arrive, I have signal. I go to MLIA and go to the next page. Usually I can get 10-15 pages before the train comes.

Fast forward to me in my seat. I am reading page 15. And oh lucky day, I hit the back button and page 14 appears like magic! You see, my phone will open a page it has already loaded!!!

Here are a few more pages to waste your time with, Enjoy!


MLIA
FML
It Made My Day
Dear Girls Above Me
Customers Are Right
People of Walmart
I AM Bored

Stall Out

So, I have a little secret. I like to procrastinate. I really do. Being lazy is amazing. I love lazy Saturday's that you just spend in bed watching tv. But then, the ocd italian side comes out and I go scrub the bathroom floors.

I haven't decided if it's a healthy balance of laziness and action.

Hopefully, I'll figure it out one day.

Just a pretty pic I saw: